then I surrender.
Tonight, after bath time, I was letting Baylee air dry and run around freely in the master bathroom on the tile. She has a terrible diaper rash, so I thought it would be good to air dry. Mind you, she has her little potty, complete with a musical tune when you perform on the potty correctly, just sitting right there in the bathroom....I am sure you can see where this is going. Anyway, she is just a running around, having a good ole time and then I see her begin to squat.
I say, "Baylee, do you need to go potty?"
She looks at me as if she is saying "what are you talking about momma? I still use a diaper."
I say, "you don't have a diaper on, remember?"
I then put her on her colorful, musical potty and she sits there looking at me like "what am I suppose to do on this thing?"
She stays there for about 30 seconds, which is a long time!!! and nothing.
She gets up, heads for my closet to get all my tennis shoes, squats, looks back at me, and decides to poop!....on my carpet in my closet. Now, I know she had to know what she was doing!! I get her and run to her toilet, dripping poop, of which none reaches the toilet.
I begin to clean the mess and her up and as I am cleaning her up, she decides to pee....all over me. I could only look at her and laugh, which was not the right parent thing to do, but I was done.....so help me, if this is what potty training looks like, we are in for it at the Deaton house!!
